i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs

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shutupaubrey:

you:

me:

pizzaforpresident:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME

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angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

calm-yo-tits-paul:

elementrypenguin:

This is my favourite photo ever.

Paul acting like he’s never met a rock star before

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hotokichan:

cadaverousgallant:

vriskery:

italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

They’re in India, many younger girls do/did get married to older men

no bUT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUNS

That’s called being a BAMF

apatheticghost:

i really really really hate it when people are like “they only killed themselves for attention” like wtf how stupid can u be

theyre dead

they cant get attention

they are dead

penguinize:

if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide

blckppl:

i can’t fucking breathe 

if you like laughing watch this holy fuck

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growlithed:

thegodamill:

Treat my dick like a q-tip

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creedence444:

i-owe-you-a-tardis:

samelaart:

Don’t ever re-blog things, but but seriously, just made my day.

Assassin’s Creed wouldn’t work in real world, they say.

I love this guys camera work devinsupertramp ftw 

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