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vagisodium:

i hate small children in theory because they are loud and covered in something sticky and disgusting but in reality they show me their macaroni art project and i cry

(Source: trashboat, via miss-me-moriarty)

all-the-marvelous-avengers:

clashing-plaids:

I am a mature adult doing mature adult things.

This deserves so many more notes

clintkates:

steve and bucky going to an animal shelter for some reason and steve being very clear that we are not here to get a dog and bucky wanders off and steve finds him about twenty minutes later sitting on the floor playing with a little three-legged puppy and bucky looks up at him and steve just sighs like goddammit

(via miss-me-moriarty)

vampishly:

practical uses for men
tosendhateinherask:

literature at its finest
hitlerstwerkteam:

Damn I just wanted ramen, not an existential crisis
pemsylvania:

stay away from my children
stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

stumpxvx:

The only advantage to having a thigh gap is being able to store your jar of gummy bears in there

(via candy--blood)

  • Brendon Urie AFYCSO era: 'Good evening ladies and gentleman! We're Panic! At The Disco, thank you so very much for attending this evening'
  • Brendon Urie now: 'Whats up you fucking cheese steaks?'
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